phone, turn it on its side).<\/em><\/p>\nSo there\u2019s cat\u2019rers \u2013 a mobile disco.
\nThey\u2019re largin\u2019 it well hard.
\nNext thing that we get is,
\nOh no, it\u2019s only Big Bro,
\nParked up in the yard,
\nFace like a dead lettuce.
\nA bloke there\u2019s hangin\u2019 about.
\nOldest gives him a shout.
\n\u201cWhat\u2019s the blimmin\u2019 row?
\nWhat\u2019s happenin\u2019 in the \u2018owse?
\nWhat\u2019s this going off in
\nThere \u2013 they tell me nuffin\u2019. \u201c
\n\u201cYeah guess what?\u201d He says.
\n\u201cYour brother\u2019s back here safe and sound.
\nWe\u2019re partyin\u2019 \u2013 innit.
\nYour dad he\u2019s pushed the boat out,
\nGot cat\u2019rers \u2013 a disco round.
\nCome on \u2013 join in it!\u201d<\/p>\n
But the oldest goes bananas.
\nHas a tantrum in the car.
\nSays \u201cThat\u2019s beyond the limit
\nThe party \u2013 you can bin it.
\nNo way I\u2019m joinin\u2019 in it
\nDad\u2019s gone a step too far\u201d.
\nThey fetch the old man out.
\nSays \u201cWhat\u2019s this all about?
\nGet out the car and come in, son.
\nFor Pete\u2019s sake give us a grin, son.\u201d
\nBut he doesn\u2019t wanna play.
\nHe\u2019s got to have his say.<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019ve had the best intentions,
\nStayed and slaved here all these years.
\nNot carted off \u2013 not me.
\nYou\u2019ve never even mentioned
\nHaving my mates round for beers
\nAnd you doing it for free!
\nNow this prat of a son of yours
\nTakes what you\u2019ve built over a lifetime,
\nSays \u2018Thanks I\u2019ll have a nice time\u2019;
\nBlows the lot on slags n\u2019 whores.
\nHe comes crawling back to you,
\nBroke \u2013 with his cap in hand.
\nWhat do you go and do?
\nHire cat\u2019rers, \u2013 a flippin\u2019 band!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cMy son, just keep your wool on.
\nNo need to be so full on.
\nCome on now, shake my hand.
\nTogether we\u2019ll always stand.
\n(It\u2019s a disco s\u2019not even a band).
\nCome on now, say no more.
\nEverything that\u2019s mine is yours,
\nBut we had to paint the town red.
\nHe\u2019s back alive \u2013 it\u2019s like he was dead.
\nWe had to have folks round.
\nHe was lost and now he\u2019s found\u201d.<\/p>\n
Then my mate Josh piped up,
\n\u201cGod\u2019s like that geezer \u2013 with his sons.\u201d
\nI said, \u201cYou\u2019re getting all hyped up.
\nI think you\u2019re having me on.\u201d
\nHe said, \u201cNo \u2013 not nearly \u2013 really.
\nOpen your eyes \u2013 you\u2019ll see it clearly.
\nAnd now I think it\u2019s your round!\u201d<\/p>\n
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